I need his prosthetic leg.
Reid + waving
↪ "The number of pathogens passed by a handshake is staggering. It’s actually safer to kiss."
It -- it was me! I had a family! I had a sister! I saved her!
I will keep you from all harm
the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.